We Are Not A Muse

By Ben

I could never fuck a man

Who looks like he reads books, she said

The only time that I can come

Is when his clumsy calloused fingers smear

Brickdust and bruises on my breasts

And I can taste the sweat and smoke and stale beer

He’s breathing hard into my face

And I am crushed beneath his gut

As his thick arms of tattooed muscle hold me down

I like a man who might have done some time

Who’s not afraid of anything

We’re all afraid of something, I’m afraid, I said

I can’t get off with boys my age, she said

Students skinnier than me

Who fumble and can’t hold their ale

I need a real man who’s been there

Propping up the bar all night

Who calls me darling, traps me with a wink

Who’s got one wife and family at home

And another chasing him for child support

A man who’s flash and spends his money recklessly

Who’ll put me in my place

And what about a man who wrote you poetry, I asked

What, texted me some stupid rhyme, she said

No, poetry, I said

Recited from the heart out loud

Blank verse perhaps

If any twat embarrassed me like that I’d kick

The fucker’s head in

Right, I said

Just wondering

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4 Responses to “We Are Not A Muse”

  1. bindo Says:

    Dood! This is awesome, how true, sad but true

  2. Ben Says:

    Thanks, Bindo- that’s the fastest feedback I’ve ever had! Nice one!

  3. Fairygem Says:

    Hello :) This poem really made me laugh. I love the title too!!

    I saw you perform on Saturday and came up at the end and said i liked ‘Primrose Hill’

    I found this site today and am enjoying trawling through your words…(whilst i’m meant to be working!)

    i’ll comment if i find anything else i like!

    Keep up the good work!!

  4. Ben Says:

    Thanks Fairygem! I remember… the other poem you liked was ‘uncommon man,’ right? Thanks for checking this out… I really need to get some more recent work on here. Maybe see you Saturday afternoon at the Grosvenor?

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