Archive for July, 2008

Waterpistol Honey

July 13, 2008

 

 

I have Spiderman legs

And dead volcanoes in my eyes

I have a comicbook soul

I am rainy day pavements

And the reflection of trees hanging

Over the canal

I am children playing on the roundabout

On the park

I am the boy stuck halfway down the slide

I am the geometry of hillsides

Broken up by black lines dry stone walls

And pepperdotted by the lonely sheep

I am a son of the river

Forgotten how to swim

And my body is mapped out

By churches into parishes

But I have forgotten how to worship

I run through the afternoon streets

Scraping over railings

Jumping down alleyways

And steep ginnel steps

Hedgehopping suburban gardens

With spinning top hips

And I am filled

With waterpistol honey

 

I will build a birdsnest in your chimney

To match my hair

I will paint your eggshells

The colour of my eyes

I will take you through the woods

And show you trees

I swung from and

Bridges that I built

Doors of tin cans, dead dry leaves

Into dens of jamjar purity

Plastic soldiers buried in the mud

And faded pages of my memory

 

I am bicycle thin

I hide my heart in a treehouse chest

And though I never learnt to ride

My racing handlebars sticking out

I take the corners

Saddle high

And pedal furiously

As the hills recede behind me

Pedal harder

As the village falls away

And the sky turns red and gold

Pedal harder

As the road flies over the horizon

Past dark parked cars

Past crimson lamp posts

Past death telephone lines

And humming pylons

I pedal harder

My legs flailing

My tiny muscles tensing

My wheels buckling

My bell ringing

My bell finally ringing

And I am finally drowning

In waterpistol honey

The End of England: Scenes from a film

July 13, 2008

 

 

1

The A23

Grand Illuminati crossing juju bones

Ragged urchin spooks mutate

Distort phasing in and out

The A23

Burning saints’ and sinners’ souls

Crawling up on Streatham Hill

Lucky Lucan

Leaving London

The A23

 

2

Fleeing to the edge of land

Rasputin walks through Seven Dials

 

3

Waves lap the atomic beach

A bombed out pier

Girls gyrate, babies are born

And shop for souvenirs

 

4

Melted moths stare

Sightlessly up at the sky

Grounded forever

 

5

Waving bus tickets clamouring

Scratching glass scraping

Fingernails against steel

 

6

Buses run along the seafront

Like watercolours on a rainy window

Melting grinding down like salted slugs

 

7

People stare out gripping railings

Painting flowers on the rubble

Growing beards over

Festering sores

 

8

Beauty frozen in a smile

A white swimsuit hangs in tatters

Over broken driftwood

And at sea a man is drowning

Over and over

And over again

 

9

Bathing huts and dark grey flagpoles

Ragged jack is blowing

In the western wind

 

10

Elderly ladies walking dogs

Past hidden junky bedsits

Pumping arms with salty brine

And floating painlessly away

 

11

And in the room the heroes sit

Reading books on Aubrey Beardsley

Dancing in the cabaret

And listening to records made

Before the war

 

12

On the bandstand someone plays

A melody, and faces out

Towards the endless sea

July 13, 2008

 

 

Lay down your sleeping policeman, love

Stand naked like a tower block

Your skin as smooth as concrete, love

Your heart beats like the speaking clock

Your eyes are bright as headlights, love

Burn through the rain smeared streets

And I just wait to fall, my love

Beneath your speeding feet

The Shaun Ryder Memorial Rest Home for Aging Ravers

July 13, 2008

 

 

I am feeling chilled out

I have been feeling chilled out now

For quite some time

Cabbaged, we used to say

I can’t seem to remember

What time is love?

I can’t seem to remember my name…

You’re in the home, dear

You’re in the rest home

The Shaun Ryder Memorial Rest Home

For Aging Ravers

I was at Shoom, you know!

Yes, yes

We know

We know you were

I was the Mister Big

Behind Acid House

I was down with the posse

We were havin’ it

We were mental

We were wicked

 

Somewhere, a pair of thin, pursed lips

Come together to whistle

The opening bars of ‘Voodoo Ray’

And for a few seconds

The whole room is patting its legs

And swaying from side to side

And remembering another room

With thousands of arms raised in celebration

When the lights were flashing

And the bass was pumping

And everyone looked so beautiful

But just as it had started

The tune falters

And they find they can’t remember

Quite how it goes

And whatever did happen to

That nice young man

Called Gerald?

 

Is that it, then?

Was it all just pints of lager

And badly rolled joints?

Did we measure out our lives

In little white pills?

Oh and tell me

Is there still a Cream?

And will there still be Disco Biscuits for tea?

And does Carl Cox still play

Does he play the old tunes

The tunes we used to know?

 

There was a girl once

I’m sure

A brown skinned angel

With a smile like the stars

What happened to her?

What happened? I was caned

I was

Wasted…

There, there

Drink up your Lucozade

Nurse will be here soon

To turn over your tape

 

But what happened?

What happened to the night?

We painted it dayglo

We were burning so bright

And it all seems

So long

So very long ago

I’m nearly thirty, you know

Yes, dear

Yes

Of  course you are

Of course you are